Time for Bad Indianapolis Plumber Humor

Okay, so I never claimed that my plumbing blog would be helpful or any good, so I get to put whatever I want in here. Sooooo…..today is joke day! On top of that, I am going to make these jokes have a local feel.  Here goes.

• A Carmel doctor called the plumber out in the middle of the night because one of his toilets was clogged. Upon arrival the technician lifted the toilet lid, threw in two aspirins, and said “If it’s still there in the morning, give us another call.”

• A good flush beats a full house every time.

• How many non-AttaBoy plumbers does it take to screw in a light bulb in an Indianapolis home?  Three…A boss to tell a plumber, a plumber to tell a helper, a helper to get his electrician friend to do it on the side.

• What’s the difference between a doctor and a plumber?  A doctor washes his hands AFTER he has gone potty, but a plumber washes his hands BEFORE he goes potty.

That’s all I can stand for now, but if you’re nice I’ll find some more for you next time!

The Thought-full Plumber